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A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Sir Francis Bacon

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons. - Unknown

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Sometimes I've believed as many as six possible things before breakfast. - Lewis Caroll

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers. - Edward Shepherd Mead

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make easier to do don't need to be done. - Andy Rooney

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown


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