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Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

Unaccompanied: The orchestra is on strike - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Modern music is as dangerous as narcotics. - Pietro Mascagni

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

I you have to ask what jazz is, you'll never know. - Louis Armstrong

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together. - Anais Nin

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable. - Leonard Bernstein

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it. - George Foreman

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

I haven't understood a bar of music in my life, but I have felt it. - Igor Stravinsky

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

If you're in jazz and more than ten people like you, you're labeled commercial. - Herbie Mann

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. - Johann Sebastian Bach

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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