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Good Luck Angel

Who is watching over your shoulder?

Good Luck Angel thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

A man loses control of his pickup... The pickup hits a guard rail and flips end over end over a culvert...

Good Luck Angel thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Do you think he had an angel on his shoulder?

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Good luck has its storms. - George Lucas

Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump

Luck never gives; it only lends. - Swedish Proverb

Everybody has to be a little lucky, I think. - Christopher Walken

Better a lucky physician than a learned one. - English Proverb

What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

The best luck of all is the luck you make yourself. - Douglas MacArthur

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Wilson Mizner

Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. - Langston Coleman

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Happiness is a well-balanced combination of love, labour, and luck. - Mary Wilson Little

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky. - Michel de Montaigne

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. - Dalai Lama

Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck. - Joel C Harris

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocteau

Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. - Patrick Murray

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

I was born lucky, and I have lived lucky. What I had was used. What I still have is being used. Lucky. - Katharine Hepburn

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

The more we believe in ourselves, the luckier we get. The more we believe in luck, the unluckier we get. - Unknown

I'm owned by the people. I mean, I'm telling you, I'm no angel, but I'm gonna do right by them. - Donald Trump

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford

Now I'm getting sad, just thinking about how it would feel to be parted from my sweet self. Lucky me: I will always have my own company. - Marie Rutkoski


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