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Good Luck Angel

Who is watching over your shoulder?

Good Luck Angel thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

A man loses control of his pickup... The pickup hits a guard rail and flips end over end over a culvert...

Good Luck Angel thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Do you think he had an angel on his shoulder?

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Luck never gives; it only lends. - Swedish Proverb

I'd rather be lucky than good. - Lefty Gomez

Luck is being ready for the chance. - James Frank Dobie

It's bad luck to be superstitious. - Andrew W. Mathis

Luck is preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. - It's a Wonderful Life

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

Those that are afraid of bad luck will never know good. - Russian proverb

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

Just tell yourself, Duckie, you're really quite lucky! - Dr. Seuss

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

I don't carry lucky charms, but I believe in those things. - Christopher Walken

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

Happiness is a well-balanced combination of love, labour, and luck. - Mary Wilson Little

A lucky person is someone who plants pebbles and harvests potatoes. - Greek Proverb

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky. - Michel de Montaigne

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Hard Luck: Something composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk? - Dirty Harry

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place... a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - WC Fields

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

Now I'm getting sad, just thinking about how it would feel to be parted from my sweet self. Lucky me: I will always have my own company. - Marie Rutkoski

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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