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Good Luck Angel

Who is watching over your shoulder?

Good Luck Angel thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

A man loses control of his pickup... The pickup hits a guard rail and flips end over end over a culvert...

Good Luck Angel thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Do you think he had an angel on his shoulder?

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Luck is being ready for the chance. - James Frank Dobie

Luck is preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

In heaven an angel is nobody in particular. - George Bernard Shaw

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

The best luck of all is the luck you make yourself. - Douglas MacArthur

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Those that are afraid of bad luck will never know good. - Russian proverb

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

Just tell yourself, Duckie, you're really quite lucky! - Dr. Seuss

Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. - Langston Coleman

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

I don't carry lucky charms, but I believe in those things. - Christopher Walken

You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from. - Cormac McCarthy

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike? - Jean Cocteau

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

The question is this: Is man an ape or an angel? I am on the side of the angels. - Benjamin Disraeli

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings

Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck. - Joel C Harris

You can take it as understood
That your luck changes only if it’s good. - Ogden Nash

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk? - Dirty Harry

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

The more we believe in ourselves, the luckier we get. The more we believe in luck, the unluckier we get. - Unknown

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg

The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford

Now I'm getting sad, just thinking about how it would feel to be parted from my sweet self. Lucky me: I will always have my own company. - Marie Rutkoski

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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