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I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A compliment is something like a kiss through a veil. - Victor Hugo

A kiss is a rosy dot over the "i" of loving. - Cyrano de Bergerac

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

All the real things in Russia are done in the villages. - Ernest Poole

Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. - Winston Churchill

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. - Bob Hope

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke

Now a soft kiss; Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss. - John Keats

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia. - Robert Frost

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

Let me be an ocean and let me kiss you as many times as the ocean kisses the shore. - Debasish Mridha

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin

The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there. - Yakov Smirnoff

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff


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