Gopher's Phone Booth
Looking for an antique phone booth? Gopher it!
Telephone Tombstone - almost as extinct as a Dodo Bird
For underground phone calls
QuotaBillsDead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden
I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg
I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown
The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber
If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams
Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown
Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown
Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright
No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle
Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown
Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest. - Neil Kinnock
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson
People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown
E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen
The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg
My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown
Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash
Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce
She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers
If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine
Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown