QuotaBillsOld age is life's parody. - Simone de Beauvoir
To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes
Old age is no place for sissies. - Bette Davis
Old age is a wonderful disguise. - Katherine Applegate
Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch
Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown
The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier
Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo
The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow. - Proverb
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky
Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley
Old age at least gives me an excuse for not being very good at things. - Thomas Sowell
Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill
Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter
We look forward to a disorderly, vigorous, unhonored and disreputable old age. - Don Marquis
Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending. - Anne Bradstreet
How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete. - C S Lewis
W.C. Fields has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled. - Gene Fowler
Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher
Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman
Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson
Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham
When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson
To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich
Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn
Autumn is really the best of the seasons; and I'm not sure that old age isn't the best part of life. - C S Lewis
Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns
In old age we are like a batch of letters that someone has sent. We are no longer in the post, we have arrived. - Knut Hamsun
You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain
I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato