QuotaBillsOnly dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Beach Erosion: A case of bad tidings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Write injuries in sand, kindness in marble. - French Proverb
Quicksand: Beach where motor races are held - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters
Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright
Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller
This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney
You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown
What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf
Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine
No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb
Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg
The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson
To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers
My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey
If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni
In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson
It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo
The more sand has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it. - Niccolo Machiavelli
I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein
Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell
I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook
It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen
Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi
Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd
It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn
I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran
One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. One can collect only a few, and they are more beautiful if they are few. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich
Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo
Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson