Hair Growth - a Sign of the Times
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QuotaBillsA wig is a wig is a wig. - Billy Zane
Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde
The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams
Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan
You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz
A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford
He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson
I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi
Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne
You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein
Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern
I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd
Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse
Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim
I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown
I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp
I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi
If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton
Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams
Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller
Yale: 1. A well known Ivy League university; 2. What southern cheerleaders do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw
Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson
I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave. - Nicki Minaj
The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin
A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright
We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson
I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen
I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz
I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria
As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah
Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins
I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash
When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro