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A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

A human being's first responsibility is to shake hands with himself. - Henry Winkler

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

My parents are very good examples of Christians. They are big on forgiveness. - James Acaster

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark

My first advice on how not to grow old would be to choose your ancestors carefully. - Bertrand Russell

It is a desirable thing to be well-descended, but the glory belongs to our ancestors. - Plutarch

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others. - Audrey Hepburn

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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