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Hands On Tree

Find your hole family tree!

Hands On Tree thanks to Mike King

Create your own Family Tree two hands at a time

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Palm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

He flourishes with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. - Indira Gandhi

We are the people our parents warned us about. - Jimmy Buffett

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

Beware of men who flourish with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Passing Tone: Frequently heard near the baked beans at family barbecues - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Lay hold of life with both hands, whenever thou mayest seize it, it is interesting. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Snaccident: Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family size bag of chips by mistake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

I don't know who my grandfather was, I am much more concerned to know what his grandson will be. - Abraham Lincoln

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe I'm discovering that things were never in my hands. - Gordon Atkinson

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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