QuotaBillsSanta's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker
Weeping Willow: Sad tree - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Palm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying
When ideas fail, words come in very handy. - Goethe
The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12
The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan
Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer
If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown
When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies
I don't eat junk foods and I don't think junk thoughts. - Peace Pilgrim
Key Ring: A handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown
Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker
Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson
The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound
I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx
I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put
the batteries. - Milton Berle
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor
You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor
Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln
The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin
Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin
I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown