Hangman Math
When all else fails on your next Math test
For days when you can't integrate anything or differentiate the difference
QuotaBillsStress makes you stupid. - Unknown
Mathematics has beauties of its own. - J.W.A. Young
Revolutions never occur in mathematics. - Michael Crowe
College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost
Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
Obvious: The most dangerous word in mathematics - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown
Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko
I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson
Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown
Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek
We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett
Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin
I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump
The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman
Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight
Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb
High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret
I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra
Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. - George Polya
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein
Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams
Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem
Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley
Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein
Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier
If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver
I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson
Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley
The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal
Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein
I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann
If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown