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If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy

Three happy words: Paid in Full - Joe-kster

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others. - Albert Camus

The happy people are those who are producing something. - William Ralph Inge

We are no longer happy, so soon as we wish to be happier. - Walter Savage Landor

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

May you be filled with loving kindness. May you be well. May you be peaceful and at ease. May you be happy. - Unknown

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. - Dale Carnegie

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale


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