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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

Clouds: The travelling mountains of the sky - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You do not find the happy life. You make it. - Camilla R Kimball

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. - Samuel Goldwyn

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy. - Guillaume Apollinaire

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Always keep that happy attitude. Pretend that you are holding a beautiful fragrant bouquet. - Earl Nightingale

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The secret of being happy is accepting where you are in life and making the most out of every day. - Unknown

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

I shall take the heart, for brains do not make one happy, and happiness is the best thing in the world. - Tin Man

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. - George Carlin

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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