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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Three happy words: Paid in Full - Joe-kster

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

Way past Happy Hour. Working on Happy Weekend. - Jim Farley

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

If you are not happy here and now, you never will be. - Taisen Deshimaru

There is no record in history of a happy philosopher. - H L Mencken

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Happy people plan actions, they don't plan results. - Dennis Waitley

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley

I don't sing because I'm happy; I'm happy because I sing. - William James

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make happiness impossible. - St. Augustine

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

It's important to make someone happy, and it's important to start with yourself. - Unknown

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself in your way of thinking. - Marcus Aurelius

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The secret of being happy is accepting where you are in life and making the most out of every day. - Unknown

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Most of us believe in trying to make other people happy only if they can be happy in ways which we approve. - Robert S Lynd

If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes. - Andrew Carnegie

Being happy isn't having everything in your life be perfect. Maybe it's about stringing together all the little things. - Ann Brashares

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

To be happy, you must fancy that everything you have is a gift, and you the chosen, though you worked your tail off for every bit of it. - Robert Brault

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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