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Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

I am happy and content because I think I am. - Alain-René Lesage

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

There is no duty so much underrated as the duty of being happy. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

Be so happy that, when other people look at you, they become happy too. - Unknown

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems thus to himself. - Marcel Proust

It's not happy people who are thankful. It is thankful people who are happy. - Unknown

Until you are happy with who you are, you will never be happy with what you have. - Zig Ziglar

Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow to do it. - Artemus Ward

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

It's important to make someone happy, and it's important to start with yourself. - Unknown

Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties. - Helen Keller

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

I look at what I have not and think myself unhappy; others look at what I have and think me happy. - Unknown

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

I never met a rich man who was happy, but I have only very occasionally met a poor man who did not want to become a rich man. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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