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Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

Ideal Wife: Any woman who has an ideal husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. - Rudyard Kipling

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

I like women, I don't understand them, but I like them. - Sean Connery

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

The most terrifying thing any woman can say to me is, 'Notice anything different?' - Mike Vanatta

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

First women subtract from their age, then they divide it, and then they extract its square root. - Unknown

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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