High Heel Diver
Bubba's girlfriend found a new way to walk on water
'Wet Your Appetite' shoes
QuotaBillsTime wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx
Some leaders are born women. - Unknown
Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield
Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx
There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein
When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West
Ideal Wife: Any woman who has an ideal husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb
A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. - Rudyard Kipling
Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer
A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce
I like women, I don't understand them, but I like them. - Sean Connery
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg
He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown
A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac
The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code
He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy
If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova
I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck
If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton
Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb
The most terrifying thing any woman can say to me is, 'Notice anything different?' - Mike Vanatta
Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh
First women subtract from their age, then they divide it, and then they extract its square root. - Unknown
The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung
Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner
After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko
You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller
A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw
No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham
Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde
The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin