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Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

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Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams