High Heel Diver

Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct, and that was all he was good for. - Will Cuppy

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson