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A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior. - Socrates

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression. - C S Lewis

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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