High Heel Diver

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon. - Frank Dane

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

I am a strong woman because a strong woman raised me. - Unknown

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

The smiles of a pretty woman are the tears of the purse. - Italian Proverb

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West

When I passed 40 I dropped pretence, 'cause men like women who got some sense. - Maya Angelou

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

I believe in loyalty: I think when a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick to it. - Eva Gabor

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

Time and trouble will tame an advanced young woman, but an advanced old woman is uncontrollable by any earthly force. - Dorothy L Sayers

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski