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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

He who looketh upon a woman loseth a fender. - Auto repair shop

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you. - Groucho Marx

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich


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