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Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman must have money and a room of her own if she is to write fiction. - Virginia Woolf

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Life is like a bank account. You must put something in it in order for you to take anything out. - Joe Segal

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. - Carl Sandburg

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash


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