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Financial Dilemma: A bill pickle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan

There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Laughter is the mind's intonation. There are ways of laughing which have the sound of counterfeit coins. - Edmond de Goncourt

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem. - J Paul Getty

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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