Holland Christmas
Christmas Greetings from The Netherlands
QuotaBillsNever kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers
Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman
Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb
Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb
De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
The main result of feminism has been the Dutch Treat. - Nora Ephron
I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon
Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx
I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan
The whole territory of the Netherlands was girt with forests. - John L. Motley
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge
Stable: A command given to make a male cow remain in one place - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker
The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb
The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash
You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz
Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey
I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put
the batteries. - Milton Berle
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor
Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple
Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas