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Home In A Box

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Home In A Box thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Home In A Box thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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There's no place like home. - The Wizard of Oz

Home is the nicest word there is. - Laura I Wilder

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

Toss out the rules; don't think outside the box, throw the box away. - Nido Qubein

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known. - Carl Sagan

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. - Forrest Gump

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

Eden is that old-fashioned house
We dwell in every day
Without suspecting our abode
Until we drive away. - Emily Dickinson

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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