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Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

Home is home, though it be homely. - English Proverb

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

Plans are worthless, but planning is everything. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I just heard from Bill Bailey. He's not coming home. - Henny Youngman

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

Unless commitment is made, there are only promises and hopes... but no plans. - Peter F Drucker

I have only one superstition. I make sure I touch all bases when I hit a home run. - Babe Ruth

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

You can go other places - you can live on the other side of the world, but you can't ever leave home. - Sue M Kidd

Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

The primary purpose of a home is to reflect and to distribute the love of Christ. Anything that usurps that is idolatrous. - Ravi Zacharias

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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