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Chewie, we're home. - Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

There's no place like home. - The Wizard of Oz

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? - Phyllis Diller

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christian Morgenstern

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

Traveling in the company of those we love is home in motion. - Leigh Hunt

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

Go big or go home. Because it's true. What do you have to lose? - Eliza Dushku

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

The world is a globe. The farther you sail, the closer to home you are. - Terry Pratchett

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. - Ruby Lou Barnhill

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now. - Bob Newhart

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse. - Quentin Crisp

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath


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