House Appraisal

Going to the woods is going home. - John Muir

Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris

Wherever you are is my home - my only home. - Charlotte Bronte

A house divided against itself cannot stand. - Abraham Lincoln

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith

Traveling in the company of those we love is home in motion. - Leigh Hunt

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Census Taker: A man who goes from house to house increasing the population. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

Be grateful for the home you have, knowing that at this moment, all you have is all you need. - Sarah B Breathnach

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

The ache for home lives in all of us. The safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned. - Maya Angelou

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse. - Quentin Crisp

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Eden is that old-fashioned house
We dwell in every day
Without suspecting our abode
Until we drive away. - Emily Dickinson

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare