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Home is home, though it be homely. - English Proverb

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

Wherever you are is my home - my only home. - Charlotte Bronte

Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

I just heard from Bill Bailey. He's not coming home. - Henny Youngman

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

The ache for home lives in all of us. The safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned. - Maya Angelou

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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