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How Sunset Is Made

Making light of a perfect day

How Sunset Is Made thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Light years before Thomas Edison

Watt-ered down setting sun

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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. - Ruby Lou Barnhill

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. - Demi Lovato

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Happiness is a Swedish sunset - it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it. - Mark Twain

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Why is sunset more colorful than sunrise? It's an irony of life saying, "Sometimes, good things happen in goodbyes." - Unknown

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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