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How Sunset Is Made

Making light of a perfect day

How Sunset Is Made thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Light years before Thomas Edison

Watt-ered down setting sun

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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man. - Kathleen Turner

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

You don't need a floodlight to bring light into the darkness - a single flame will do. - Clare Josa

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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