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How Sunset Is Made

Making light of a perfect day

How Sunset Is Made thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Light years before Thomas Edison

Watt-ered down setting sun
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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

Truths kindle light for truths. - Lucretius

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. - Demi Lovato

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal. - C S Lewis

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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