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Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The price of purity is purists. - Calvin Trillin

Energy and persistence conquer all things. - Benjamin Franklin

Trust is central to an economy that works. - Stephen Covey

In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

Oil is drowning our oceans and drowning our boreal forests. - Winona LaDuke

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it. - Henry Thoreau

All wish to possess knowledge, but few are willing to pay the price. - Juvenal

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

Positive thinking evokes more energy, more initiative, more happiness. - Unknown

A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist. - Franklin Jones

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. - Oscar Wilde

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost. - Kin Hubbard

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

I don't want to use my creative energy on somebody else's user interface. - Jeff Bezos

The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. - Voltaire

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes. - Andrew Carnegie

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Moses took us Israelis forty years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil. - Golda Meir

Economy is going without something you do want in case, perhaps, you should someday want something you probably won't want. - Anthony Hope

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama


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