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How To Conserve Gas thanks to Mike King

Gas prices are totally out of control

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Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

Oil and truth will get uppermost at last. - Proverb

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Good words are worth much, and cost little. - George Herbert

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

Oil is drowning our oceans and drowning our boreal forests. - Winona LaDuke

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

Positive thinking evokes more energy, more initiative, more happiness. - Unknown

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take. - Josh Billings

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. - Voltaire

A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything. - Kin Hubbard

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The more you lose yourself in something bigger than yourself, the more energy you will have. - Norman Vincent Peale

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

I've got more energy now than when I was younger because I know exactly what I want to do. - George Balanchine

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

People say that forgiving is my flaw, but I really believe that holding grudges and anger is a waste of energy. - Mayte Garcia

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Discussing positive experiences leads to heightened well-being, increased overall life satisfaction and even more energy. - Nathaniel Lambert

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

Bamboo: Eye-pleasing, but extremely expensive and difficult-to-maintain type of rod, used primarily by anglers who fish for compliments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba


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