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How To Conserve Gas thanks to Mike King

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The price of greatness is responsibility. - Winston Churchill

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Problems are the price you pay for progress. - Branch Rickey

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it. - J P Morgan

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take. - Josh Billings

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

A sure way to lose happiness is to want it at the expense of everything else. - Bette Davis

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

I've got more energy now than when I was younger because I know exactly what I want to do. - George Balanchine

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

With the changing economy, no one has lifetime employment. But community colleges provide lifetime employability. - Barack Obama

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it, except they keep coming back. - Will Rogers

The judicial system is the most expensive machine ever invented for finding out what happened and what to do about it. - Irving R. Kaufman

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

Moses took us Israelis forty years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil. - Golda Meir

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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