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We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Do crabs think we walk sideways? - Bill Murray

I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Midnight Cowboy

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

To walk out of His will is to walk into nowhere. - C S Lewis

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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