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Hyphenated Names thanks to Cathy Young

Hyphenated Names thanks to Cathy Young

Hyphenated Names thanks to Cathy Young

Hyphenated Names thanks to Cathy Young

Hyphenated Names thanks to Cathy Young

Hyphenated Names thanks to Cathy Young

Hyphenated Names thanks to Cathy Young

Hyphenated Names thanks to Cathy Young

Hyphenated Names thanks to Cathy Young

Hyphenated Names thanks to Cathy Young

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Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb

Ultimate: The last person you marry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. - Joe E Lewis

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future. - David Coleman

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. - Shelley Winters

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

They do certainly give very strange, and newfangled, names to diseases. - Plato

I was going to marry a gardener, but he was too rough around the hedges. - Unknown

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

If I could remember the names of all these particles I'd be a botanist. - Enrico Fermi

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Today couples live together until they learn to detest one another. Then they get married. - G K Chesterton

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. - Arnold Palmer

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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