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Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Now all my teachers are dead except silence. - W S Merwin

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. - Woody Allen

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

You can educate a fool, but you cannot make him think. - Talmud

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper. - Unknown

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm. - Willa Cather

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater. - Gail Godwin

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

Somehow we learn who we really are and then live with that decision. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. - Benjamin Franklin

You could listen to Woody Guthrie songs and actually learn how to live. - Bob Dylan

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. - George Bernard Shaw

A teacher affects eternity. He can never tell where his influence stops. - Henry Adams

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. - Winston Churchill

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

I have never met a man so ignorant I couldn't learn something from him. - Galileo

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

The only thing we learn from new elections is we learned nothing from the old. - American Proverb

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

We look harder for flaws in a study when we don't agree with its conclusions. - Sharon Begley

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

If you don't learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

People are put into your life for reasons, for different reasons, and to teach you lessons. - Selena Gomez

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Book: A depository of knowledge which a student will try to stay awake long enough to read the night before finals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. - Alvin Toffler

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

I remind myself every morning: nothing I say this day will teach me anything. So if I'm going to learn, I must do it by listening. - Larry King

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham


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