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In doing we learn. - George Herbert

While we teach, we learn. - Seneca

To teach is to learn twice. - Joseph Joubert

Class Action: A stylish deed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Learn what you are and be such. - Pindar

We teach what we need to learn. - Gloria Steinem

Cardiology: The study of poker playing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

Learn to hold loosely all that is not eternal. - A. Maude Royden

Who questions much, shall learn much, and retain much. - Francis Bacon

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble. - Mark Twain

Thoroughly to teach another is the best way to learn for yourself. - Tyron Edwards

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I will study and prepare myself… and someday my chance will come. - Abraham Lincoln

The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. - Huey P. Newton

Your mind is your instrument. Learn to be its master and not its slave. - Unknown

Four thousand volumes of metaphysics will not teach us what the soul is. - Voltaire

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

Hope has proven a powerful predictor of outcome in every study we've done so far. - Charles R Snyder

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

The more you learn about the dignity of the gorilla, the more you want to avoid people. - Dian Fossey

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Everyone should experience defeat at least once during their career. You learn a lot from it. - Lou Holtz

Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

When you teach a child something, you take away forever his chance of discovering it for himself. - Jean Piaget

I'm focusing on healing lives and teaching people that they can heal - giving them tools to heal. - Iyanla Vanzant

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

Curious learning not only makes unpleasant things less unpleasant but also makes pleasant things more pleasant. - Bertrand Russell

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn whatever state I am in, therein to be content. - Helen Keller

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford


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