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Funny is an attitude. - Flip Wilson

Laughter is contagious. - Unknown

Humor is reason gone mad. - Groucho Marx

Even the gods love jokes. - Plato

I like laughter around me. - Mireille Enos

It's a funny old world. - Margaret Thatcher

Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Wit is the lowest form of humor. - Alexander Pope

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If it gets laughs, it's funny. - Rachel Dratch

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

You got a very warfed sense of humor. - Archie Bunker

Laughter can bring a new perspective. - Christopher Durang

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin

Jazz is not dead... it just smells funny. - Frank Zappa

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

I would rather be called funny than pretty. - Nia Vardalos

Wit is an explosion of the compound spirit. - Karl W.F. Schlegel

He who laughs last didn't get the joke. - Charles de Gaulle

Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Comedy is like catching lightning in a bottle. - Goldie Hawn

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. - Peter Ustinov

Laugh at yourself first before anyone else can. - Elsa Maxwell

I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? - Goodfellas

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

You can send a lot of instruction through laughter. - Jeffrey Tambor

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. - G K Chesterton

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh. - Koran

Mountains aren't just funny. They are hill areas. - Unknown

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

You have a ready wit. Let me know when it's ready. - Henny Youngman

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. - W Somerset Maugham

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

Menopause: you have to laugh or you'll end up crying. - Missa Says

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin

You can't be funny if you don't have good material. - Matt LeBlanc

A sense of humour is the ability to laugh at one's self. - Charlie Chaplin

The best way of removing negativity is to laugh and be joyous. - David Icke

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

I learned quickly that when I made others laugh, they liked me. - Art Buchwald

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself. - Ethel Barrymore

We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. - C S Lewis

For thirty years my act consisted of one joke. And then she died. - George Burns

Isn't it funny that anything the Supreme Court says is right? - Robert Frost

Laugh and the world laughs with you;
Weep, and you weep alone. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. - Mort Walker

Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it. - Don Herold

Life is a funny thing that happens to you on the way to the grave. - Quentin Crisp

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Be prompt and you dine alone. - Gerald Barzan

Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. - Dr. Seuss

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

It is more fitting for a man to laugh at life than to lament over it. - Seneca

The scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor. - Michael J. Fox

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Bad humour is an evasion of reality; good humour is an acceptance of it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humour. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed. - Bennet Cerf

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

Blessed is the man who can laugh at himself, for he will never cease to be amused. - Proverb

You may have heard some funny comedians in your time - Milton Berlin, Don Trickles. - Archie Bunker

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade. - Noel Coward

You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to. - Louis C.K.

What other culture could have produced someone like Hemingway and not seen the joke? - Gore Vidal

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they will never cease to be amused. - Unknown

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan

Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. - Unknown

The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it. - Bill Nye

I will be posting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me. - joe-kster

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing. - Ronnie Barker

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

I definitely gravitate toward people who use laughter to pull themselves out of the abyss. - Lea Thompson

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. - Guy Davenport

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of our superiority to all that befalls us. - Romain Gary

If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor. - Teri Garr

You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained. - John Powell

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

Laughter is ever young, whereas tragedy, except the very highest of all, quickly becomes haggard. - Margaret Sackville

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

There's nothing better than a world where everybody's just trying to make each other laugh. - Matthew Perry

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter. - Gordon W Allport

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. - George Carlin

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

That's the Irish people all over - they treat a joke as a serious thing, and a serious thing as a joke. - Sean O'Casey

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad. - Norm Papernick

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful. - Bob Hope

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

Laughter is a great way to diffuse an uncomfortable situation, so I began to use that as a tool, throughout my life. - Romancy Malco

Milton, for sixty years you've entertained us, and you've made us laugh, and we say to you, 'Milton, do it again. - Archbishop Fulton J. Sheen

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved. - J. Russell Lynes

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy. - Mark Twain

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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