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Laughter is contagious. - Unknown

I like laughter around me. - Mireille Enos

Brevity is the soul of wit. - William Shakespeare

Comedy is tragedy plus time. - Carol Burnett

Housekeeping ain't no joke. - Louisa May Alcott

Impropriety is the soul of wit. - W Somerset Maugham

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

The gods too are fond of a joke. - Aristotle

I'd rather be funny than wise. - Dennis Miller

A joke's a very serious thing. - Charles Churchill

When the age is in, the wit is out. - William Shakespeare

Humor is the most engaging cowardice. - Robert Frost

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin

Humor is a painful thing told playfully. - Charles W Jarvis

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

When humor goes, there goes civilization. - Erma Bombeck

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

Jazz is not dead... it just smells funny. - Frank Zappa

I would rather be called funny than pretty. - Nia Vardalos

Life in 2019: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Wit is an explosion of the compound spirit. - Karl W.F. Schlegel

Not by wrath does one kill but by laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

Make fun of menopause - laugh your flash off! - Kathy Cagney

Comedy is like catching lightning in a bottle. - Goldie Hawn

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks

Comedy is society protecting itself - with a smile. - J.B. Priestley

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

You can send a lot of instruction through laughter. - Jeffrey Tambor

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - e e cummings

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it. - Erma Bombeck

Granting our wish is one of Fate's saddest jokes. - James R Lowell

A wit should be no more sincere than a woman constant. - William Congreve

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh. - Jay Leno

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

Laughter is binary: it either happens or it doesn't. - David Dobkin

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. - Mignon McLaughlin

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. - C S Lewis

How many lawyer jokes are there? One, the rest are true stories. - Thomas F Shubnell

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

For thirty years my act consisted of one joke. And then she died. - George Burns

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it. - Don Herold

Life is a funny thing that happens to you on the way to the grave. - Quentin Crisp

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. - Dr. Seuss

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

A decrepit society shuns humour as a decrepit individual shuns drafts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself. - Oliver Goldsmith

The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. - David Ogilvie

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. - Langston Hughes

What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams

Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humour. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Laughter is really a gift. It's the most vulnerable state you can be in. - David Dobkin

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. - Steve Martin

Laugh an' th' world laughs with you, weep an' it keeps on laughin'. - Kin Hubbard

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they will never cease to be amused. - Unknown

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! - Debbie Gibson

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. - Max Eastman

Of puns it has been said that they who most dislike them are least able to utter them. - Edgar Allan Poe

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me. - Robert Frost

I will be posting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me. - joe-kster

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. - Guy Davenport

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of our superiority to all that befalls us. - Romain Gary

If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor. - Teri Garr

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. - C S Lewis

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

They laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same. - Kurt Cobain

Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained. - John Powell

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. - Sarah Silverman

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. - Will Rogers

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. - Christopher Hitchens

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either. - Golda Meir

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

Lighten up, just enjoy life, smile more, laugh more, and don't get so worked up about things. - Kenneth Branagh

Laughter is ever young, whereas tragedy, except the very highest of all, quickly becomes haggard. - Margaret Sackville

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet. - Oliver Herford

Angry people who can't take a joke have no idea how hilarious they are to those of us who can. - Unknown

Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different. - C S Lewis

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

Laughter is the mind's intonation. There are ways of laughing which have the sound of counterfeit coins. - Edmond de Goncourt

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

Two things are important for missionaries: (1) they have a sense of humour; and (2) the have no sense of smell. - Phil Callaway

The man who sees the consistency in things is a wit; the man who sees the inconsistency in things is a humorist. - G K Chesterton

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. - Albert Einstein

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. - Tina Fey

Laughter is a great way to diffuse an uncomfortable situation, so I began to use that as a tool, throughout my life. - Romancy Malco

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. - Peter De Vries

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy. - Mark Twain

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov


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