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Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

When ideas fail, words come in very handy. - Goethe

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

The brain is a commodity used to fertilize ideas. - Elbert Hubbard

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

The making of a journalist: No ideas and the ability to express them. - Karl Kraus

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

If you want to be a leader, you must have ideas. If not, you're simply a follower. - T Mohamad

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain't got no pre-conscrewed ideas. - Archie Bunker

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Many great ideas go unexecuted, and many great executioners are without ideas. One without the other is worthless. - Tim Blixseth

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan