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Japanese Deck Torpedoes thanks to Diane Baugh

Japanese Deck Torpedoes thanks to Diane Baugh

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Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

It is the essence of genius to make use of the simplest ideas. - Unknown

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

I know the voices aren't real but they have some great ideas. - Unknown

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

I am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to live to be only about a hundred. - Thomas A. Edison

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Many ideas grow better when transplanted into another mind, than in the one where they sprung up. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain't got no pre-conscrewed ideas. - Archie Bunker

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Some of the finest moral intuitions come to quite humble people. The visiting of lofty ideas doesn't depend on formal schooling. - Alfred North Whitehead

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone


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