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Japanese Deck Torpedoes

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Japanese Deck Torpedoes thanks to Diane Baugh

Deck Lounge Chairs in Samurai Patterns

Japanese Deck Torpedoes thanks to Diane Baugh

Lounge chair with homing instincts

Japanese Deck Torpedoes thanks to Diane Baugh

Japan's folding deck-adence for quick patio storage

Japanese Deck Torpedoes thanks to Diane Baugh

Japanese Deck Torpedoes thanks to Diane Baugh

Japanese Deck Torpedoes thanks to Diane Baugh

Japanese Deck Torpedoes thanks to Diane Baugh

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I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

The brain is a commodity used to fertilize ideas. - Elbert Hubbard

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Only ideas that we actually live by are of any value. - Hermann Hesse

He has diarrhoea of words and a constipation of ideas. - Unknown

Ideas won't keep; something must be done about them. - Alfred N Whitehead

Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas. - Marie Curie

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

It is the essence of genius to make use of the simplest ideas. - Unknown

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

The best ideas come as joe-ks. Make your thinking as funny as possibell. - Joe-kster

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

Mushrooms: Because they grow in damp places, they resemble patio umbrellas - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled. - Barnett Cocks

An expenditure of words without income of ideas will lead to intellectual bankruptcy. - Ravi Zacharias

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

I can't understand why people are frightened by new ideas. I'm frightened by old ones. - John Cage

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Window Screen: 1. A device to prevent the escape of insects; 2. A device for keeping flies in the house. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain't got no pre-conscrewed ideas. - Archie Bunker

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

Take two ideas and put them together to make one new idea. After all, what is a Snuggie but the mutation of a blanket and a robe? - Jim Kukral

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

Everybody walks past a thousand story ideas every day. The good writers are the ones who see five or six of them. Most people don't see any. - Orson S. Card

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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