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An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas. - Marie Curie

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

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At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

The making of a journalist: No ideas and the ability to express them. - Karl Kraus

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

I am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to live to be only about a hundred. - Thomas A. Edison

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

I'm a night owl, and luckily my profession supports that. The best ideas come to me in the dead of night. - Josh Fox

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

Suddenly you find that a whole new life has opened before you, as if a fresh sap of ideas and thoughts was rising in you. - Agatha Christie

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright