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Jockey Racing

Jockeying for position in the new Kentucky Derby format

Jockey Racing thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Win, Place or Show, all 3 jockeys are winners

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I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

Quicksand: Beach where motor races are held - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

I'm in the turtle's race. My journey is a marathon. - Omari Hardwick

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies! - Dr. Seuss

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

The human race is inquisitive about other people's lives, but negligent to correct their own. - St Augustine

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio


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