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Jockey Racing

Jockeying for position in the new Kentucky Derby format

Jockey Racing thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Win, Place or Show, all 3 jockeys are winners

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Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. - Mark Twain

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies! - Dr. Seuss

And where does the power come from to see the race to its end? It comes from within. - Eric Liddell

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. - Homer Simpson

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell


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