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History is written by the victors. - Niccolo Machiavelli

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

What is history but a fable agreed upon? - Napoleon Bonaparte

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

If some countries have too much history, we have too much geography. - William Lyon Mackenzie King

In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history. - Donald Trump

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

Our old history ends with the cross; our new history begins with the resurrection. - Watchman Nee

There's a good reason why nobody studies history. It just teaches you too much. - Noam Chomsky

History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again. - Kurt Vonnegut

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

Step out of the history that is holding you back. Step into the new story you are willing to create. - Oprah Winfrey

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

I am bewildered by the thousands of strange people who write me letters. They do not know me. Why do they do that? - Greta Garbo

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. - Robert Frost

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm any hostility. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

There is only one history of any importance, and it is the history of what you once believed in, and the history of what you came to believe in. - Kay Boyle

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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