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Lane Closure

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Lane Closure thanks to Mike King

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A closed mouth gathers no feet. - American Proverb

A closed mouth catches no flies. - French Proverb

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed. - WC Fields

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude. - Unknown

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

People with closed minds should try and be more closed-mouthed. - Unknown

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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