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A closed mouth gathers no feet. - American Proverb

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

Air Travel: Seeing less and less of more and more. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. - Steven Wright

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steven Wright

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

If you can do something with your eyes closed, it's time to find something new. - Kathie L Gifford

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Closed systems run down and get more chaotic over time. Always get better by being open to outside energy and templates of better ways to function. - Henry Cloud

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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