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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

A closed mouth gathers no feet. - American Proverb

Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed. - WC Fields

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

If you can do something with your eyes closed, it's time to find something new. - Kathie L Gifford

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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