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Learn To Fly

Where not to take flying lessons

Learn To Fly thanks to Bob Tasse

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Flew: Plane sickness. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't just fly, soar. - Walt Disney

Owning a drone does not a pilot make. - Alex Morritt

On wings of wind came flying all abroad. - Alexander Pope

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

The press is like the air, a chartered libertine. - William Pitt The Elder

Do what is right, even if you're flying solo. - Unknown

Roasted pigeons will not fly into one's mouth. - Dutch Proverb

You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. - William Henry Hudson

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

Flight Schedule: An entertaining work of paperback fiction - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of not flying. - Unknown

If you want to fly, you have to give up what weighs you down. - Roy T Bennett

Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

I have wings on the back of my shoulders and I'm ready to fly. - Pamela Laskin

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan

Flight Risk: Employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

Sloth is the failure to do what needs to be done when it needs to be done - like the kamikaze pilot who flew seventeen missions. - John Ortberg

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

Living as we do in an age of noise and bluster, success is now measured accordingly. We must all be seen, and heard, and on the air. - Daphne du Maurier

Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. - Harvey Mackay

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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