The ultimate beer hoarding house
A single guy lived in this townhouse for 8 years in Calgary, Alberta. The landlord thought he was the best renter because he never called or complained, and was never late on a payment.
These pictures don't even come close to what it really looked like.
Century 21 Realty had already moved some of the cans out, and they had caved in the tunnels that the renter had made to get to the bedroom, bathroom and kitchen.
All this, yet, you still don't see any dust or scattered clothes, or any dirty dishes anywhere.
Other than having a minor drinking problem, he was basically a very clean, organized person.
He was concerned about his health - proved by the fact that he drank a 'Light' beer...
Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling
Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown
A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West
There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland
The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II
I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw
My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb
I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell
What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams
So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker
Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker
If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright
Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown
They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray
In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright
He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare
You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar
Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker
Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham
I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx
When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto
A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg
Eden is that old-fashioned house
We dwell in every day
Without suspecting our abode
Until we drive away. - Emily Dickinson
My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright
Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano
Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton
One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson
At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright