Light Beer House
How many light beers make a full house?
The ultimate beer hoarding house
A single guy lived in this townhouse for 8 years in Calgary, Alberta. The landlord thought he was the best renter because he never called or complained, and was never late on a payment.
These pictures don't even come close to what it really looked like.
Century 21 Realty had already moved some of the cans out, and they had caved in the tunnels that the renter had made to get to the bedroom, bathroom and kitchen.
All this, yet, you still don't see any dust or scattered clothes, or any dirty dishes anywhere.
Other than having a minor drinking problem, he was basically a very clean, organized person.
He was concerned about his health - proved by the fact that he drank a 'Light' beer...
Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling
An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin
Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson
Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas
Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope
There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon
Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb
The words you speak become the house you live in. - Hafiz
The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker
Stucco: What a lot of house hunters are getting these days - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith
I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd
It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb
Give a landlord an inch and he'll build an apartment house. - American Proverb
In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker
In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright
They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray
He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare
Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller
A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker
In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart
Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham
Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell
All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright
There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
Eden is that old-fashioned house
We dwell in every day
Without suspecting our abode
Until we drive away. - Emily Dickinson
I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright
Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano
Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton
One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown
This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon