The ultimate beer hoarding house
A single guy lived in this townhouse for 8 years in Calgary, Alberta. The landlord thought he was the best renter because he never called or complained, and was never late on a payment.
These pictures don't even come close to what it really looked like.
Century 21 Realty had already moved some of the cans out, and they had caved in the tunnels that the renter had made to get to the bedroom, bathroom and kitchen.
All this, yet, you still don't see any dust or scattered clothes, or any dirty dishes anywhere.
Other than having a minor drinking problem, he was basically a very clean, organized person.
He was concerned about his health - proved by the fact that he drank a 'Light' beer...
Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee
Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling
An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker
Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson
A house divided against itself cannot stand. - Abraham Lincoln
A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown
There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland
Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb
He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker
Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown
He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith
I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd
My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield
A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown
If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright
It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil
In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright
No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus
You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar
Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker
In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart
I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx
A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron
A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg
Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton
The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck
At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong
Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright
Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan