Light Beer House
How many light beers make a full house?
The ultimate beer hoarding house
A single guy lived in this townhouse for 8 years in Calgary, Alberta. The landlord thought he was the best renter because he never called or complained, and was never late on a payment.
These pictures don't even come close to what it really looked like.
Century 21 Realty had already moved some of the cans out, and they had caved in the tunnels that the renter had made to get to the bedroom, bathroom and kitchen.
All this, yet, you still don't see any dust or scattered clothes, or any dirty dishes anywhere.
Other than having a minor drinking problem, he was basically a very clean, organized person.
He was concerned about his health - proved by the fact that he drank a 'Light' beer...
Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee
Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling
An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas
Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope
There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon
A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West
There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland
Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb
One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson
It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb
Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown
He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker
Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb
Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb
What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove
I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright
I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright
Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce
I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono
Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright
Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller
The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn
There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan
When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto
Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano
One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson
The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck
At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong
Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare