The ultimate beer hoarding house
A single guy lived in this townhouse for 8 years in Calgary, Alberta. The landlord thought he was the best renter because he never called or complained, and was never late on a payment.
These pictures don't even come close to what it really looked like.
Century 21 Realty had already moved some of the cans out, and they had caved in the tunnels that the renter had made to get to the bedroom, bathroom and kitchen.
All this, yet, you still don't see any dust or scattered clothes, or any dirty dishes anywhere.
Other than having a minor drinking problem, he was basically a very clean, organized person.
He was concerned about his health - proved by the fact that he drank a 'Light' beer...
Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling
I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb
There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon
Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb
Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker
Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb
Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown
He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield
A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees
In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell
I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove
I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright
Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce
I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono
I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli
If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams
I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery
If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright
It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil
In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright
No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus
You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar
Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible
My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright
One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson
Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost
If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster
This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon