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Light Beer House

How many light beers make a full house?

The ultimate beer hoarding house

Light Beer House thanks to Roy Taylor

A single guy lived in this townhouse for 8 years in Calgary, Alberta. The landlord thought he was the best renter because he never called or complained, and was never late on a payment.

Light Beer House thanks to Roy Taylor

These pictures don't even come close to what it really looked like.

Light Beer House thanks to Roy Taylor

Century 21 Realty had already moved some of the cans out, and they had caved in the tunnels that the renter had made to get to the bedroom, bathroom and kitchen.

Light Beer House thanks to Roy Taylor

All this, yet, you still don't see any dust or scattered clothes, or any dirty dishes anywhere.

Light Beer House thanks to Roy Taylor

Other than having a minor drinking problem, he was basically a very clean, organized person.

Light Beer House thanks to Roy Taylor

He was concerned about his health - proved by the fact that he drank a 'Light' beer...

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Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

The words you speak become the house you live in. - Hafiz

Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Census Taker: A man who goes from house to house increasing the population. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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