The ultimate beer hoarding house
A single guy lived in this townhouse for 8 years in Calgary, Alberta. The landlord thought he was the best renter because he never called or complained, and was never late on a payment.
These pictures don't even come close to what it really looked like.
Century 21 Realty had already moved some of the cans out, and they had caved in the tunnels that the renter had made to get to the bedroom, bathroom and kitchen.
All this, yet, you still don't see any dust or scattered clothes, or any dirty dishes anywhere.
Other than having a minor drinking problem, he was basically a very clean, organized person.
He was concerned about his health - proved by the fact that he drank a 'Light' beer...
An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson
A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West
At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown
He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker
It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson
An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb
I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd
A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin
Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb
At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay
I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker
Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell
When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying
In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields
What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau
So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker
Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker
I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery
In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus
Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller
All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright
A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright
Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost
Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright