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Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

Nature creates nothing without a purpose. - Aristotle

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

Nature never did betray the heart that loved her. - William Wordsworth

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

You can tell the nature of the man by the words he chooses. - Edwin L Cole

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache Proverb

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

The least movement is of importance to all nature. The entire ocean is affected by a pebble. - Blaise Pascal

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

Nut Bar: someone who has a polar opposite world view which is contrary to your own biased opinions - Debbie Milne

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison


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