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The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

He has the attention span of a lightning bolt. - Robert Redford

Disease is the retribution of outraged nature. - Hosea Ballou

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismograph. - Ken Kesey

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

Nature is what you may do. There is much you may not do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better. - Albert Einstein

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if greatness is expected of him. - John Steinbeck

It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache Proverb

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

He who cannot obey himself will be commanded. That is the nature of living creatures. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

There is a great difference between mind and body insomuch as body is by nature always divisible, and the mind is entirely indivisible. - Rene Descartes

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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