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Human nature is weak. - Anthony Fauci

Hope is a force of nature. - Jim Butcher

Heista La Vista: Steal a panorama - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no forgiveness in nature. - Ugo Betti

A quiet conscience sleeps in thunder. - English Proverb

Nature to be commanded must be obeyed. - Francis Bacon

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Treehouses are the ultimate return to nature. - Pete Nelson

Out of defeat can come the best in human nature. - Billy Graham

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - Henry Ward Beecher

The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. - Antoine Francois Prevost

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Conductor: The musician most likely to get struck by lightning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

Static: Nature's way of protecting us from certain radio programs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

Nut Bar: someone who has a polar opposite world view which is contrary to your own biased opinions - Debbie Milne

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari


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