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Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Public behavior is merely private character writ large. - Stephen Covey

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character. - Brian Tracy

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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