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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

Q: What do you call a blonde with brains?
A: A labrador. - Lee Mack

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman


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