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Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

Q: What do you call a blonde with brains?
A: A labrador. - Lee Mack

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character. - Brian Tracy

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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