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Lost Uncle thanks to Darwin McKee

Dad, I think I know where Uncle Fred's been hanging out!

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He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb

Lost time is never found again. - Benjamin Franklin

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

Finland: A place where many sharks live - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

When lost, freedom is difficult to regain. - Slavomir Rawicz

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

Learning, undigested by thought, is labor lost. - Confucius

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

Better to have lost and loved than never to have loved at all. - Ernest Hemingway

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

Tis better to have loved and lost, Than never to have loved at all. - Alfred Tennyson

The sum of wisdom is that time is never lost that is devoted to work. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all. - James Thurber

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. - Sydney Smith

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

My uncle is in trouble with his union. They caught him working on the job. - Joey Adams

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. - C S Lewis

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams


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