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Lost Uncle thanks to Darwin McKee

Dad, I think I know where Uncle Fred's been hanging out!

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He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb

I was never crippled until I lost hope. - Nick Vujicic

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

When lost, freedom is difficult to regain. - Slavomir Rawicz

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone

Good Sportsmanship: Not picking up lost golf balls while they are still rolling - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sharks don't target human beings, and they certainly don't hold grudges. - Peter Benchley

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost; but what I gave away will be mine forever. - Ethel Percy Andrus

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

The loss of something that is never thought of, felt, or sought for when lost is not a loss at all. - Ravi Zacharias

My Uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: 'What are you looking at?' - Margaret Smith

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet

The destiny of the world is determined less by the battles that are lost and won than by the stories it loves and believes in. - Harold Goddard

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Forgiveness is the remission of sins. For it is by this that what has been lost, and was found, is saved from being lost again. - Saint Augustine

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan


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