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Lost Uncle thanks to Darwin McKee

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He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb

Liberty, once lost, is lost forever. - John Adams

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all. - James Thurber

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone

Sharks don't target human beings, and they certainly don't hold grudges. - Peter Benchley

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts" probably lost. - Martina Navratilova

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

The loss of something that is never thought of, felt, or sought for when lost is not a loss at all. - Ravi Zacharias

My Uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: 'What are you looking at?' - Margaret Smith

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

The destiny of the world is determined less by the battles that are lost and won than by the stories it loves and believes in. - Harold Goddard

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie


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