Lost Uncle

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

Learning, undigested by thought, is labor lost. - Confucius

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

Shouting louder does not help if truth has been lost. - Ravi Zacharias

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

Tis better to have loved and lost, Than never to have loved at all. - Alfred Tennyson

No opportunity is ever lost. Someone else seizes the ones you missed. - Unknown

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost. - Harold C. Schonberg

Hopeful, we are halfway to where we want to go; hopeless, we are lost forever. - Lao Tzu

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts" probably lost. - Martina Navratilova

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan