Lost Uncle

He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

No opportunity is ever lost. Someone else seizes the ones you missed. - Unknown

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

My uncle is in trouble with his union. They caught him working on the job. - Joey Adams

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost. - Harold C. Schonberg

Sharks don't target human beings, and they certainly don't hold grudges. - Peter Benchley

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

My Uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: 'What are you looking at?' - Margaret Smith

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin