Lost Uncle
When it's safe to go fishing for a Great White Shark
Dad, I think I know where Uncle Fred's been hanging out!
QuotaBillsHe who hesitates is lost. - Proverb
Lost time is never found again. - Benjamin Franklin
Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain
Finland: A place where many sharks live - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost
Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire
When lost, freedom is difficult to regain. - Slavomir Rawicz
I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein
When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman
Learning, undigested by thought, is labor lost. - Confucius
The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short
Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce
Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon
Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda
France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle
Better to have lost and loved than never to have loved at all. - Ernest Hemingway
It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx
Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne
Tis better to have loved and lost, Than never to have loved at all. - Alfred Tennyson
The sum of wisdom is that time is never lost that is devoted to work. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley
It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all. - James Thurber
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields
A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. - Sydney Smith
I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle
My uncle is in trouble with his union. They caught him working on the job. - Joey Adams
The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix
My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield
I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer
Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot
Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger
But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump
Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman
Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell
Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd
When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. - C S Lewis
They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy
Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams