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Lost Uncle

When it's safe to go fishing for a Great White Shark

Lost Uncle thanks to Darwin McKee

Dad, I think I know where Uncle Fred's been hanging out!

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A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

No opportunity is ever lost. Someone else seizes the ones you missed. - Unknown

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone

Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost. - Harold C. Schonberg

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts" probably lost. - Martina Navratilova

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. And when you think all is lost, when al is dire and bleak, there is always hope. - Pittacus Lore


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