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Lost Uncle

When it's safe to go fishing for a Great White Shark

Lost Uncle thanks to Darwin McKee

Dad, I think I know where Uncle Fred's been hanging out!

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Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

Tis better to have loved and lost, Than never to have loved at all. - Alfred Tennyson

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

No opportunity is ever lost. Someone else seizes the ones you missed. - Unknown

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all. - James Thurber

'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost. - Harold C. Schonberg

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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