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Love Bike

Love seats of the not-so-rich and famous

Love Bike thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Chair-itable transportation where 2 can ride for the price of 1

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God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. - Welsh Proverb

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. - Bertrand Russell

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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