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Love Bike

Gripping story of love seats of the not-so-rich and famous

Love Bike thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Chair-itable transportation where 2 can ride for the price of 1

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Love, and do what you like. - St. Augustine

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

May love be what you remember most. - Darcie Sims

Everyone is in love with their own ideas. - Carl Jung

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. - Apocalypse Now

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

No one should teach who is not in love with teaching. - Margaret E Sangster

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

I'm radioactive. I repel everything and everyone I love. - Jack Yesthth

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

Only the two of us together flying high upon the wings of love. - Jeffrey Osborne

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life. - Lord Byron

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

I don't want to live - I want to love first and live incidentally. - Zelda Fitzgerald

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst. - Tom Stoppard

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

To love for the sake of being loved is human, But to love for the sake of loving is angelic. - Alphonse M L de Lamartine

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen


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