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Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs. - Ovid

Love is not singular except in syllable. - Marvin Taylor

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

If there were no love, there'd be no grief. - Zig Ziglar

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. - Unknown

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective, and valuable than words. - Francois Rabelais

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A. Heinlein

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte


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