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Making Light of Christmas

A quick way to put up the Christmas lights this year

The wife has been on my case to get the Christmas lights up for a couple of weeks. They are up now and for some reason she will not talk to me...

Making Light of Christmas thanks to Roy Taylor

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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

He lights up a room when he leaves it. - Henny Youngman

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it. - L.J. Peter

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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