Making Light of Christmas

Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Truths kindle light for truths. - Lucretius

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Abbreviation: An inordinately long word in light of its meaning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to being it to light. - George Washington

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

You don't need a floodlight to bring light into the darkness - a single flame will do. - Clare Josa

Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez