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Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

A man must learn to forgive himself. - Arthur Davis Ficke

He is a self-made man and worships his creator. - John Bright

An honest man's word is as good as his bond. - Cervantes

Every man believes he has a greater possibility. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. - Mae West

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval. - Mark Twain

A reckless man by nature who attempted unusual deeds. - Leo the Deacon

Measure a man by the opposition it takes to discourage him. - Unknown

The just man may sin with an open chest of gold before him. - Italian Proverb

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

It is the patriotic duty of every man to lie for his country. - Alfred Adler

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

A man's true height is determined by his thoughts and actions. - Unknown

No man knows how bad he is till he has tried very hard to be good. - C S Lewis

The man who has confidence in himself gains the confidence of others. - Hasidic Proverb

A man like me troubles himself little about the lives of a million men. - Napoleon Bonaparte

What do I know of man's destiny? I could tell you more about radishes. - Samuel Beckett

An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible. - Alfred A. Knopf

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. - Dorothy Parker

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The demand for certainty is one which is natural to man, but is nevertheless an intellectual vice. - Bertrand Russell

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Muhammad Ali

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible, but man's inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

A slave has but one master; an ambitious man has as many masters as there are people who may be useful in bettering his position. - Jean de La Bruyere

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. - Wilhelm Stekel


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