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Man Of The House

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Man Of The House thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

A silent man is easily reputed wise. - Frederick W Robertson

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

The joyfulness of a man prolongeth his days. - Proverbs 10:27

Men are not punished for their sins, but by them. - Kin Hubbard

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. - Edgar Watson Howe

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. - Albert Einstein

A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it. - Oscar Wilde

It is the patriotic duty of every man to lie for his country. - Alfred Adler

Successful Gossip Columnist: Top man on the quote 'em pole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. - Mark Twain

Is life worth living? This is a question for an embryo, not for a man. - Samuel Butler

I can calculate the movement of the stars, but not the madness of men. - Sir Isaac Newton

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can. - Jean Kerr

No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot. - George Bernard Shaw

Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers. - Aristotle

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

Bachelors: Married men may have better halves, but bachelors have better quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man's chief enemy is his own unruly nature and the dark forces pent up within him. - Ernst Jones

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them. - Henry David Thoreau

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

There ain't no man can avoid being born average. But there ain't no man got to be common. - Satchel Paige

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

In other men, taste for slaughter sometimes loses its force. In Constantius it became more violent. - Ammianus Marcellinus

A man does not attain the status of Galileo merely because he is persecuted; he must also be right. - Stephen Jay Gould

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. - John C Maxwell

The machine does not isolate man from the great problems of nature, but plunges him more deeply into them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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