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Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

The only thin a boyfriend was good for was a shattered heart. - Becca Fitzpatrick

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. - Jack Nicholson

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega

A healthy, if well-concealed, respect for one's own capabilities is essential, but it should never lead to underestimating those of the opponent. - Jack Nicklaus


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