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Mexican School Bus

It's back to school for the kids after the holidays!

Mexican School Bus thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Mexican marijuana, which he called the schoolboy's consolation. - James Purdy

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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