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Mink Love

Fur-get me knot

Mink Love thanks to Mike King

How's he going to weasel out of this romance?

You otter be in pictures!

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Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

Love me and the world is mine. - David Reed

Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

May love be what you remember most. - Darcie Sims

She was torn between love and booty. - Faith Baldwin

Photography is a love affair with life. - Burk Uzzle

A mother's love endures through all. - Washington Irving

Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all. - Sarah Bird

The things that we love tell us what we are. - Thomas Aquinas

We love because it is the only true adventure. - Nikki Giovanni

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The biggest love affair since Romeo and Juliet is Milton Berle and the audience. - Walter Winchell

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

I love you the more in that I believe you had liked me for my own sake and for nothing else. - John Keats

To love for the sake of being loved is human, But to love for the sake of loving is angelic. - Alphonse M L de Lamartine

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. - Anais Nin

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every single day. - Mike Myers

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

I'm a human being and I fall in love and sometimes I don't have control of every situation. - Beyonce

Being in love first moved them to promise fidelity: this quieter love enables them to keep the promise. - C S Lewis

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it. - Bob Hope

People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love. - Dr. Seuss

A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along. - J S B Morse

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin


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