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Mink Love

Fur-get me knot

Mink Love thanks to Mike King

How's he going to weasel out of this romance?

You otter be in pictures!
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I believe in tough love. - Sean Hannity

One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

I love my rejection slips. They show me I try. - Sylvia Plath

You can't blame gravity for falling in love. - Albert Einstein

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

Love: An ocean of emotions surrounded entirely by expenses. - Thomas R Dewar

Traveling in the company of those we love is home in motion. - Leigh Hunt

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

When all is said and done, grief is the price we pay for love. - E A Bucchianeri

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pain of love lasts a lifetime. - Bette Davis

Love isn't something you find. Love is something that finds you. - Loretta Young

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. - Rosemonde Gerard

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Whoever loves much, performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well. - Vincent Van Gogh

Through compassion and care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love. - Jean Hamilton-Ford

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba


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