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Mink Love

Fur-get me knot

Mink Love thanks to Mike King

How's he going to weasel out of this romance?

You otter be in pictures!

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Love, and do what you like. - St. Augustine

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

We are too apt to love praise, but not to deserve it. - William Penn

Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe. - American Proverb

I love being famous - it's almost like being white. - Chris Rock

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

First and last, what is demanded of genius is love of truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Happiness is a well-balanced combination of love, labour, and luck. - Mary Wilson Little

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. - George Bernard Shaw

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

There is always something left to love. And if you ain’t learned that, you ain’t learned nothing. - Lorraine Hansberry

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr


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