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Mink Love

Fur-get me knot

Mink Love thanks to Mike King

How's he going to weasel out of this romance?

You otter be in pictures!
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I'm the Hiroshima of love. - Sylvester Stallone

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Forgiveness is the final form of love. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Love all, trust few. Do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Isn't love the only thing that counts? - Ravi Zacharias

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Love your enemy as you'd love your brother. - Unknown

Love for me is like a pretzel. Twisted and salty. - Emmy Gay

Grandmas are short on criticism and long on love. - Unknown

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

Only the two of us together flying high upon the wings of love. - Jeffrey Osborne

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine

What we have once enjoyed, we can never lose. All that we love deeply becomes a part of us. - Helen Keller

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy - both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. - Michael Scott

Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy, that are preceded by a long courtship. - Joseph Addison

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir


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