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Mink Love

Fur-get me knot

Mink Love thanks to Mike King

How's he going to weasel out of this romance?

You otter be in pictures!

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Even the gods love jokes. - Plato

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Murdoch

A person is only as good as what they love. - Saul Bellow

Hatred is never ended by hatred but by love. - Buddhist Saying

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

I hate to write, but I love to have written. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

The only abnormality is the incapacity to love. - Anais Nin

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway. - Mother Teresa

To love what you do and feel it matters - how could anything be more fun? - Katharine Graham

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf

To love to preach is one thing; to love to whom you preach is quite another. - D. Martin Lloyd-Jones

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A Heinlein

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy, that are preceded by a long courtship. - Joseph Addison

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren

Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says: 'I need you because I love you.' - Erich Fromm

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace and gratitude. - Denis Waitley

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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