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Mink Love

Fur-get me knot

Mink Love thanks to Mike King

How's he going to weasel out of this romance?

You otter be in pictures!
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All you need is love. - John Lennon

Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

Love shall be our token; love be yours and love be mine. - Christina Rossetti

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me. - Donald Trump

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. - Dorothy Parker

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy, that are preceded by a long courtship. - Joseph Addison

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies. - Phyllis Diller

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. - Marianne Williamson

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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