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Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Going to the woods is going home. - John Muir

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

I just heard from Bill Bailey. He's not coming home. - Henny Youngman

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

Traveling in the company of those we love is home in motion. - Leigh Hunt

Give a landlord an inch and he'll build an apartment house. - American Proverb

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

You can go other places - you can live on the other side of the world, but you can't ever leave home. - Sue M Kidd

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

The ordinary acts we practice every day at home are of more importance to the soul than their simplicity might suggest. - Thomas Moore

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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