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An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Every strike brings me closer to the next home run. - Babe Ruth

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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