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I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

Go big or go home. Because it's true. What do you have to lose? - Eliza Dushku

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

It's very hard to make a home for a man if he's always in it. - Winifred Kirkland

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now. - Bob Newhart

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare


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