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Love begins at home. - Mother Teresa

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Every strike brings me closer to the next home run. - Babe Ruth

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

I just heard from Bill Bailey. He's not coming home. - Henny Youngman

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

All things that people take home from the store become part of their identities. - David Masten

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

The ordinary acts we practice every day at home are of more importance to the soul than their simplicity might suggest. - Thomas Moore

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac

At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison


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