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Music is my higher power. - Oliver James

Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Unaccompanied: The orchestra is on strike - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Who hears music, feels his solitude peopled at once. - Robert Browning

Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable. - Leonard Bernstein

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. - Edith Sitwell

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Music sounds different to the one who plays it. It is the musician's curse. - Patrick Rothfuss

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

This will be our reply to violence: to make music more intensely, more beautifully, more devotedly than ever before. - Leonard Bernstein

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg


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