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Never Do Anything Wrong

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Never Do Anything Wrong thanks to Mike King

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Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Wrong no man and write no woman. - Elbert Hubbard

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

I don't want to make the wrong mistake. - Yogi Berra

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Forger: A person who is always ready to write a wrong - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sometimes the wrong choices lead us to the right places. - Unknown

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

There is nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure. - Jack E Leonard

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

It may make a difference to all eternity whether we do right or wrong today. - James Freeman Clarke

A novel is a piece of prose of a certain length with something wrong with it. - Unknown

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

Science is always wrong - it never solves a problem without creating ten more. - George Bernard Shaw

There is nothing wrong with making mistakes. Just don't respond with encores. - Unknown

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I’m afraid it’s heading in the wrong direction. - Ogden Nash

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

People deal too much with the negative, with what is wrong. Why not try and see positive things, to just touch those things and make them bloom? - Nhat Hanh

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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