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Never Do Anything Wrong

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Never Do Anything Wrong thanks to Mike King

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Dare to be wrong, and to dream. - Friedrich von Schiller

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

I might be mistaken. But I'm never wrong. - Charles Barkley

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Real progress lies in learning to be wrong all alone. - Albert Camus

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

History is an endless repetition of the wrong way of living. - Lawrence Durrell

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle

If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it. - Leo Rosten

I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. - Benjamin Franklin

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

It may make a difference to all eternity whether we do right or wrong today. - James Freeman Clarke

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

There is nothing wrong with making mistakes. Just don't respond with encores. - Unknown

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

I clearly have done things that were wrong. I've clearly had to seek God's forgiveness. - Newt Gingrich

It is better to suffer wrong than to do it, and happier to be sometimes cheated than not to trust. - Samuel Johnson

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

The easiest way to avoid wrong notes is to never open your mouth and sing. What a mistake that would be. - Pete Seeger

But the thought of being a lunatic did not greatly trouble him; the horror was that he might also be wrong. - George Orwell

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Maturity begins when we're content to feel we're right about something without feeling the necessity to prove someone else wrong. - Sydney J. Harris

People deal too much with the negative, with what is wrong. Why not try and see positive things, to just touch those things and make them bloom? - Nhat Hanh


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