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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short. - Confucius

I don't want to make the wrong mistake. - Yogi Berra

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

I want men who will support me when I am in the wrong. - Lord Melbourne

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

When they circumcised him, they threw away the wrong bit. - David Lloyd George

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out. - Mae West

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

A portrait is a picture in which there is something wrong with the mouth. - Eugene Speicher

There's nothing wrong with revenge - it's the best way to get even. - Archie Bunker

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are. - Clive James

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

If you don't see what a thing means, you must be looking at it wrong way around. - Agatha Christie

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will. - Paul Harvey

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain’t so. - Mark Twain

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

God has already arranged a comeback for every setback, a vindication for every wrong, a new beginning for every disappointment. - Joel Osteen

Maturity begins when we're content to feel we're right about something without feeling the necessity to prove someone else wrong. - Sydney J. Harris

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson


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