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A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

When I go I'll take New Year's Eve with me. - Guy Lombardo

A kiss is a rosy dot over the "i" of loving. - Cyrano de Bergerac

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been. - Rainer M. Rilke

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! - Joey Adams

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Unknown

Let me be an ocean and let me kiss you as many times as the ocean kisses the shore. - Debasish Mridha

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul. - G K Chesterton

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

The happiness of life is made up of the little charities of a kiss or smile, a kind look, a heartfelt compliment. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


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