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No Go Intersection thanks to Bob Tasse

Signs of the Times - Rush Hour in Vancouver, B.C.

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Stop and smell the roses. - Phoebe Moll

The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

History is an endless repetition of the wrong way of living. - Lawrence Durrell

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

Don't let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon. - Unknown

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. - Confucius

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield

Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun. - Nina Dobrev

When you stop judging yourself you'll stop judging other people. - Randy Kay

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

If people do things without thinking them through, that rubs me the wrong way. - John McEnroe

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you. - Unknown

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. - Michael Pritchard

If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them. - Yogi Berra

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

You can't stop loving someone if you had already fallen; all you can do is hurting yourself. - M F Moonzajer

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. - Adlai Stevenson

There is only one way to happiness, and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will. - Epictetus

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

All those good people huddling behind bars in gated communities - it's the wrong way round. The others should have the bars. - Judy Sheindlin

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball,
And that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. - Ogden Nash

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman


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