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No Go Intersection

Mind over matter doesn't matter at this intersection

No Go Intersection thanks to Bob Tasse

Signs of the Times - Rush Hour in Vancouver, B.C.

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Stop and smell the roses. - Phoebe Moll

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Sentimentality is the only sentiment that rubs you the wrong way. - W Somerset Maugham

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure. - William Feather

Stop searching the world for treasure, the real treasure is in yourself. - Pablo

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

If people do things without thinking them through, that rubs me the wrong way. - John McEnroe

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost. - Kin Hubbard

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. - George Bernard Shaw

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

If you don't see what a thing means, you must be looking at it wrong way around. - Agatha Christie

The more side roads you stop to explore, the less likely that life will pass you by. - Robert Brault

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

The best way to find out whether you're on the right path? Stop looking at the path. - Marcus Buckingham

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Colin Powell

If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them. - Yogi Berra

Don't stop at the first obstacle; have endurance to keep on going and you will succeed. - Robert A. Schuller

If you go about making movies to win Oscars, you're really going about it the wrong way. - Nicolas Cage

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. - Ferris Bueller

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it. - Noam Chomsky

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stop waiting for the right person to come into your life. Be the right person to come into someone else's life. - Unknown

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him.
If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook. - Groucho Marx

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

There is only one way to happiness, and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will. - Epictetus

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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