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No Service thanks to Barry McCartney

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Dinner is poured. - WC Fields

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Room service? Send up a larger room. - Groucho Marx

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

I went to a massage parlor. It was self service. - Rodney Dangerfield

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations. - Unknown

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

QOS: Quality of Service - something you pay for but don't get - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Be prompt and you dine alone. - Gerald Barzan

When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. - Doc Searls

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others. - Mahatma Gandhi

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Do you have a product or service that people want? If you don't have that, nothing else matters. - Noah Kagan

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Lose yourself in generous service and every day can be a most unusual day, a triumphant day, an abundantly rewarding day! - William A Ward

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. - Harvey Mackay

A calling is simply God's shaping of your burden and beckoning you to your service to him in the place and pursuit of his choosing. - Ravi Zacharias

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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