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Dinner is poured. - WC Fields

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

Pressed into service means pressed out of shape. - Robert Frost

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

The highest of distinctions is service to others. - King George VI

Soviet: What Russians say when they finish dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations. - Unknown

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dishtemper: What family members suffer from after dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Sour Kraut: Unhappy with the fare in the Berlin restaurant - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

QOS: Quality of Service - something you pay for but don't get - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others. - Mahatma Gandhi

Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth. - Wilfred Grenfell

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

Lose yourself in generous service and every day can be a most unusual day, a triumphant day, an abundantly rewarding day! - William A Ward

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. - Harvey Mackay

A calling is simply God's shaping of your burden and beckoning you to your service to him in the place and pursuit of his choosing. - Ravi Zacharias

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton


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