No Service

Dinner is poured. - WC Fields

Head Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

Room service? Send up a larger room. - Groucho Marx

Pressed into service means pressed out of shape. - Robert Frost

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Electroplate: What atomic scientists eat their dinner from - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

QOS: Quality of Service - something you pay for but don't get - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others. - Mahatma Gandhi

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth. - Wilfred Grenfell

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

Not everybody can be famous. But everybody can be great, because greatness is determined by service. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

Psychiatrists say it's not good for man to keep too much to himself. The Internal Revenue Service says the same thing. - Harold Smith

A calling is simply God's shaping of your burden and beckoning you to your service to him in the place and pursuit of his choosing. - Ravi Zacharias

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump