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Head Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Room service? Send up a larger room. - Groucho Marx

The reward of service is more service. - Dwight L Moody

I went to a massage parlor. It was self service. - Rodney Dangerfield

Pressed into service means pressed out of shape. - Robert Frost

The highest of distinctions is service to others. - King George VI

Soviet: What Russians say when they finish dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sour Kraut: Unhappy with the fare in the Berlin restaurant - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

QOS: Quality of Service - something you pay for but don't get - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Be prompt and you dine alone. - Gerald Barzan

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Our mission is to connect every person in the world. You don't do that by having a service people pay for. - Mark Zuckerberg

Lose yourself in generous service and every day can be a most unusual day, a triumphant day, an abundantly rewarding day! - William A Ward

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Psychiatrists say it's not good for man to keep too much to himself. The Internal Revenue Service says the same thing. - Harold Smith

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart


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