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No Service thanks to Barry McCartney

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Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Room service? Send up a larger room. - Groucho Marx

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

I went to a massage parlor. It was self service. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth. - Wilfred Grenfell

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

Not everybody can be famous. But everybody can be great, because greatness is determined by service. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

Lose yourself in generous service and every day can be a most unusual day, a triumphant day, an abundantly rewarding day! - William A Ward

Psychiatrists say it's not good for man to keep too much to himself. The Internal Revenue Service says the same thing. - Harold Smith

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. - Harvey Mackay

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart


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