No Service

Head Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

Pressed into service means pressed out of shape. - Robert Frost

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

The highest of distinctions is service to others. - King George VI

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Electroplate: What atomic scientists eat their dinner from - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

QOS: Quality of Service - something you pay for but don't get - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. - Doc Searls

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth. - Wilfred Grenfell

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Do you have a product or service that people want? If you don't have that, nothing else matters. - Noah Kagan

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Our mission is to connect every person in the world. You don't do that by having a service people pay for. - Mark Zuckerberg

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com