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Head Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown
Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid
Room service? Send up a larger room. - Groucho Marx
The reward of service is more service. - Dwight L Moody
I went to a massage parlor. It was self service. - Rodney Dangerfield
Pressed into service means pressed out of shape. - Robert Frost
The highest of distinctions is service to others. - King George VI
Soviet: What Russians say when they finish dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh
The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese
Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sour Kraut: Unhappy with the fare in the Berlin restaurant - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze
QOS: Quality of Service - something you pay for but don't get - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Be prompt and you dine alone. - Gerald Barzan
Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen
My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger
Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith
My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown
The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard
Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields
I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill
When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx
An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten
Our mission is to connect every person in the world. You don't do that by having a service people pay for. - Mark Zuckerberg
Lose yourself in generous service and every day can be a most unusual day, a triumphant day, an abundantly rewarding day! - William A Ward
I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields
The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller
Psychiatrists say it's not good for man to keep too much to himself. The Internal Revenue Service says the same thing. - Harold Smith
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell
When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar
I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson
Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton
Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart
Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown
Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid
Room service? Send up a larger room. - Groucho Marx
The reward of service is more service. - Dwight L Moody
I went to a massage parlor. It was self service. - Rodney Dangerfield
Pressed into service means pressed out of shape. - Robert Frost
The highest of distinctions is service to others. - King George VI
Soviet: What Russians say when they finish dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh
The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese
Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sour Kraut: Unhappy with the fare in the Berlin restaurant - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze
QOS: Quality of Service - something you pay for but don't get - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Be prompt and you dine alone. - Gerald Barzan
Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen
My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger
Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith
My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown
The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard
Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields
I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill
When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx
An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten
Our mission is to connect every person in the world. You don't do that by having a service people pay for. - Mark Zuckerberg
Lose yourself in generous service and every day can be a most unusual day, a triumphant day, an abundantly rewarding day! - William A Ward
I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields
The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller
Psychiatrists say it's not good for man to keep too much to himself. The Internal Revenue Service says the same thing. - Harold Smith
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell
When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar
I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson
Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton
Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart
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