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Never trust sheep. - Ryan Stiles

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - George Carlin

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Lead the audience by the nose to the thought. - Laurence Olivier

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

He that makes himself a sheep shall be eaten by a wolf. - Italian Proverb

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

To see what is in front of one's nose needs a constant struggle. - George Orwell

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same. - Stendhal

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller


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