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Pane-Full Motorcycle thanks to Bob Tasse

Expanding the size of a motorcycle rearview mirror

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A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steven Wright

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

The most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand. - Simon Cowell

We are mirrors whose brightness is wholly derived from the sun that shines upon us. - C S Lewis

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

If you're searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. - Unknown

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield


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