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Pawano Lessons

Cat in the act while playing Beethoven's 'Fur e-Lease'

Pawano Lessons thanks to Cathy Young

Piano keyboard camouflage at its best

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Piano is like drudgery. - Warren Zevon

Music is my higher power. - Oliver James

Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

I enjoy playing the audience like a piano. - Alfred Hitchcock

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. - Edith Sitwell

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense. - Joseph Addison

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Music sounds different to the one who plays it. It is the musician's curse. - Patrick Rothfuss

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. - Victor Hugo

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. - Oscar Wilde

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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