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Pickup Dropoff

Hi, my name is Cliff - drop over some time!

Pickup Dropoff thanks to Roy Taylor

Highway accident in Revelstoke, B.C.

Pickup Dropoff thanks to Roy Taylor

Pickup Dropoff thanks to Roy Taylor

Pickup Dropoff thanks to Roy Taylor

Pickup Dropoff thanks to Roy Taylor

Pickup Dropoff thanks to Roy Taylor

Pickup Dropoff thanks to Roy Taylor

Pickup Dropoff thanks to Roy Taylor

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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

I don't have lungs anymore. Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day. - Dylan Moran

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

The power of storytelling is exactly this: to bridge the gaps where everything else has crumbled. - Paulo Coelho

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert


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