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Plankstanders

Now union members have a reason to stand around all day

Plankstanders thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

New work stand-ards to raise the bar

Pirates walk the plank a little differently these days

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I'm proud to be a railway modeler. - Rod Stewart

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt


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